{"product_id":"how-to-test-negative-for-stupid-john-kennedy-harper-collins","title":"How To Test Negative For Stupid - John Kennedy - Harper Collins","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eHow to Test Negative for Stupid\u003c\/span\u003e offers the Senator’s tongue-in-cheek guidebook through Washington, punctuated by his thoughts on various issues and humorous stories about life from Louisiana politics and inside the Senate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the mind—and mouth—of \"America's Most Quotable Senator\":\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e“Always be yourself . . . unless you suck.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e“I say this gently: This is why the aliens won’t talk to us.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e“If you trust government, you obviously failed history class.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e“I believe that our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e“Always follow your heart . . . but take your brain with you.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e“I’m not going to Bubble Wrap it: The water in Washington, D.C., won’t clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e“I have the right to remain silent but not the ability.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e“Common sense is illegal in Washington, D.C., I know. I’ve seen it firsthand.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e“I believe that we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. All the old ones turned out to be true.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Frames Etc ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62702794145951,"sku":"198070973840","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0632\/9450\/5119\/files\/IMG_3317_df88f20b-da05-4dad-a567-6465b2ae6c50.jpg?v=1772137707","url":"https:\/\/www.framesetc.net\/products\/how-to-test-negative-for-stupid-john-kennedy-harper-collins","provider":"Frames Etc ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}