{"product_id":"we-do-not-care-club-melani-sanders-harper-collins","title":"We Do Not Care Club - Melani Sanders - Harper Collins","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eWe. Do. Not. Care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eHop aboard the Hot Mess Express, Sisters, and welcome to the club!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDo you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 a.m., overstimulated, mad at anything breathing, and ready to put the world on notice?\u003cbr\u003eDo you forget the words you are saying \u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eas you are saying them\u003c\/span\u003e?\u003cbr\u003eIf you have a she-shed and no longer care about clothes that fit or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club—the We Do Not Care Club (WDNC). You’re now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the big­gest hormonal party in town.\u003cbr\u003eThis club is for all of our Sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and post­menopause who are \u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eover it\u003c\/span\u003e. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about today:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eShaving our legs. That's on our summer bucket list. Winter is here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003ePlucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eWearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eWearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eBeing on time. Be happy that I showed up -- I don't even want to be here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eCancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eIf you're cold. Don't even \u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003ethink \u003c\/span\u003eabout touching that thermostat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Frames Etc ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62673395908767,"sku":"046343893619","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0632\/9450\/5119\/files\/IMG_2458.jpg?v=1770494759","url":"https:\/\/www.framesetc.net\/products\/we-do-not-care-club-melani-sanders-harper-collins","provider":"Frames Etc ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}