Butter My Butt and Call Me A Biscuit - Allan Zullo - Simon and Schuster

A hilarious, giftable collection of more than 200 clever country sayings for a variety of occasions. They're called colloquialisms, idioms, or just good old-fashioned, home-grown country sayings steeped in humor and home-spun common sense. These parlances might not fit the modern hoity-toity rhetoric you're used to seeing in print or hearing on TV, and that's exactly why they're more refreshing than an ice cube in July. In Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit, Author Allan Zullo offers up more than 200 vernacular verses